Water Monkey Boy

I sit in wonderment.

Woman

I am in love and I am horny. The object of my affection these days is fickle and daffy. Two perfectly good reasons to never give up on her.

I need a cigarette.

I just navigated through the new corporation to get to you all, and I'm a bit frazzled.

We teach our children to forgive us, which in turn teaches them about forgiveness and how to use it to their advantage.

That's nice .

I heard there is a new Jesus walking the earth. He says theft is a crime, not a sin. Sounds good to me.

He's Satan, isn't it?

Capitalism

Bosses have power because when they fire you they take you out of the distribution and production system, possibly at your demise. Most find a way back into it one way or another, but it still constitutes power on the part of the boss. Unions, for better or worse, try to mitigate that dialectic.