I need a cigarette.

I just navigated through the new corporation to get to you all, and I'm a bit frazzled.

We teach our children to forgive us, which in turn teaches them about forgiveness and how to use it to their advantage.

That's nice .

I heard there is a new Jesus walking the earth. He says theft is a crime, not a sin. Sounds good to me.

He's Satan, isn't it?