A Wayner Oration:

Rule: Thank the ones who have tolerated you.

Possible Reactions:

The Coworkers: "Fuck you, dickhead!"

"Please stop talking now, or as God as my witness, I will confront you badly with fire."

(One of us just smiles congenially; the other makes a big mistake.)

Your sibling may say: "Mom hates you more than me!"

Your friends say:

"That was so fun then."

Your lover says:

"Stop it honey, zzzzzzzz, that was nice, giggle giggle, nuzzle nuzzle, lovie dovie, sweet home, that’s my lover’s way. What’s that honey? No no, honey. Animalistic speaking, it was animalistic and darling what we did.

I just tonight realized.

Amen.